People seem to think sheep abuse is some kind of a joke.
They don’t realise the seriousness behind it. I can assure you that it is not at all funny for the victims. I have decided to make a campaign video to raise awareness of the issue, here’s the script so far, your input is much appreciated.
This is a message from N2SA.
Every year thousands of sheep are systemmatically abused across England, Scotland and Wales.
<Chart showing the reported cased aross the UK>
The abusers are often their own masters.
<Image of a man taking off his belt, evil laughter and a fearful sheep in the dark>
<News readers talking about sheep abuse>
But you can help, with just £2 a month you can help us take more sheep out of suffering.
<Cue happy music>
Thousands of sheep have already been saved and taken to our shelter where they are safe. Our shelter can provide them with counselling and a basic education.
<Show happy sheep running around freely on the farm>
Sheep don’t have a voice, but together we can put an end to sheep abuse.
So please, call us on 0800 242 1234
Or visit us at no2sheepabuse.org and no2sheepabuse.or.jp
The only thing YOU should be putting on is a woolly sweater.
Thank you
September 17th, 2007 at 12:41 am
But… if you take all the sheep away from their owners, how will we get to eat delicious lamb kebabs? Or mutton vindaloo?
September 20th, 2007 at 12:07 pm
Forget not, Towers, that you address a vegeterian (in principle at least) – to their kind the pleasures of lamb kebabs are unkown…
September 20th, 2007 at 12:09 pm
I would like to know how you will cast your film… especially the sheep-raping scene
September 22nd, 2007 at 9:36 am
Are these speculations the result of paternal influence? Is this what the Emperor gets up to with the goddess Ameratsu?
September 29th, 2007 at 1:58 pm
He is no longer vegi
October 2nd, 2007 at 6:01 am
Though I do eat meat now, lamb meat is just disgusting (for some reason lamb meat is called Ghengis Khan here!).
Yes I’m having difficulty in finding someone who would do the sheep rape scene, not to mention a sheep.
Lambert: I did not know about Amaterasu until you mentioned it, I supposed if weren’t for her I wouldn’t be living in the land of the rising sun. I’ll leave you to judge how much paternal influence my dad had on me.